Garant Axes

As I discussed a few weeks ago, it’s hard to find a decent, well made, affordable American made axe.  The one of the few games in town (or in the nation, as the case may be) is Council Tool.  They’ve recently tapped into the bushcraft/hipster community (I think they are somewhat related) and their  prices have risen with the increased interest in their tools.  I think you can partially thank the Best Made Company for the increased popularity.  Good for them.  I encourage capitalism.

However, I’m cheap and I’m not into shiny.  Broke is really a better descriptor.  In my search for the  great American made axe, I stumbled onto the neighbor next door.

Canada.

20160501_131956

Yup.  Lots of  trees in Canada and I imagine there are less tree huggers, though I have no proof of that.  I started looking into Canadian axe companies and happened upon the Garant company.  They’ve been around for a long time and in America, you’ll find our hardware stores carry their snow shovels and rakes, but you won’t find their axes.  Why?

In the last incarnation of the Sharpened Axe, we actually looked into starting a retail business and looked into selling axes.  I knew plenty of companies that sold Gransfors and Wetterlings and even a few Snow & Nealleys, but I knew of no store that sold Garant axes.  Come to find out, there’s a hefty price tag associated with importing “bladed weapons” from Canada to the U.S.A.

20160501_131343

You read that right. “Weapons”.  I’m holding up my thumb while I say it.  Like a politician.  I also hold my thumb up when I talk to people I don’t like.

gettyimages-483575188
I’m sure she wouldn’t want to be associated with this blog.  The feeling is mutual.  (Photo by Darren McCollester/Getty Images, additions created by Mike Oscar Hotel, a fictitious entity) 

Mother.of.PEARL.  How many Lizzie Bordens were there?  Really?  An axe is a weapon?  I’m betting in all of the stores in Times Square, you couldn’t find an axe if your life depended on it.  Because nobody does drive by axings.  It isn’t an efficient murdering tool.

But I digress about stupidity.

In all of my email correspondence with Uncle Bern, I mentioned that I was looking for a Garant.  He mentioned that before the stupid law was passed, you could buy a Garant in the hardware store in our hometown.  He said he bought one of the last ones before the .gov saved us from all of the mass axings that never happened in our globally warm environment.

He knew a couple guys who crossed the border into Canada now and again and we talked about placing an order, but it never materialized.  Later, Uncle Bern sent me the axe pictured, along with scripture, which he usually adds to all of his axes.

20160501_132008

It’s a great axe, especially for hiking and utility work.  Sharp as you want, which I expect has a good deal to do with Uncle Bern.  I keep the sheath on it when not in use, which I can’t say for every axe I own.  I’ve had this one at the bus for awhile now, but now that plans are changing, I thought it would be best if it was a little closer to home.

Pax Domini Sit Semper Vobiscum,

Mike, Oscar, Hotel…..out.

 

 

Advertisements

5 thoughts on “Garant Axes

  1. Pingback: Garant Axes — | Rifleman III Journal

  2. Did you really have to put up that photo of Cankles Von Hildabeast and upset everybody’s Sunday supper? FWIW I just about every time I traveled across to Canada and back I had an axe with me. Most times I had my Birmingham Steel Venezuelan made machete as well. And no one ever gave me a lick of fuss about it. Mostly they were concerned if I had any evidence of transporting any “giggle twig” with me and were completely amazed to see upon close examination a brand new clean ashtray in my VW Bettle.

    Like

    1. Hope you didn’t throw up! I’m talking importing through a distributor – that’s what was so expensive, or if I remember right, just not done. Next time I get to Canada, I’m gonna pick one up.

      Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s